31-08-2019, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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Well that is kind of you, Dongle, but we are all too busy here to go away at the mo, so have rearranged with the airline for you to take our place instead.They said it would be fine, so off you go.
31-08-2019, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I just got a call to say the holiday has been changed to a new destination..... Florence for two weeks in a top hotel. Luverly Jubberly.
31-08-2019, 03:31 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I just got a call to say the holiday has been changed to a new destination..... Florence for two weeks in a top hotel. Luverly Jubberly.
31-08-2019, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs
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The locks have been changed so don't get too excited.
.... Look I am here already!
31-08-2019, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55
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But I am the witch of the West, so nothing will prevent me getting in!.... Look I am here already!
Guantanamo Villas is the ideal place for you all to relax and put your feet up. Vigorous pummelling massages are available for your pleasure as are the very latest in electro-therapy treatments that are only available in this highly sought after resort. A new facial beauty technique is available to you at an extra minor cost - this is where your face is covered with a hot cloth impregnated with Lenor for a length of time not less than ten minutes before being doused in ice-cold water. Very good for the complexion so I'm told.
The resort even has its very own manicurist in house to remove your own finger and toe-nails before replacing them with the very latest acrylic designs.
And you say we never do anything for you?
31-08-2019, 06:50 PM
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Are you drunk Judsy?I have never seen you write so much!
All total rubbush mind you, but you still managed to write a whole sentence.
Anyway, where were we . . . oh yes, this holiday we need, deserve and have earned.
We have had a meeting Judd, and decided you have an evil streak in you to wish to dispose of us kindly souls in such a heartless fashion.
Shame on you.
To make amends, I'm afraid we will now need TWO weeks holiday instead of one. You and Dongle could easily pay for one week each to show the shame and remorse you should be feeling.
31-08-2019, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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Are you drunk Judsy?I have never seen you write so much!
All total rubbush mind you, but you still managed to write a whole sentence.
Anyway, where were we . . . oh yes, this holiday we need, deserve and have earned.
We have had a meeting Judd, and decided you have an evil streak in you to wish to dispose of us kindly souls in such a heartless fashion.
Shame on you.
To make amends, I'm afraid we will now need TWO weeks holiday instead of one. You and Dongle could easily pay for one week each to show the shame and remorse you should be feeling.
Two weeks holiday you say?
Right. A fortnight in Guantanamo Villas it is. Take extra clean underwear with you because the laundry service there is, quite frankly, appalling. They can't keep up with all the soiled linen.
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