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28-07-2021, 02:06 PM
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What is the difference betwee a beautiful woman and a pig?

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6 pints of beer
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28-07-2021, 02:12 PM
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Re: difference

Originally Posted by realspeed ->
What is the difference betwee a beautiful woman and a pig?

Answer
6 pints of beer
So after 6 pints , it doesn’t matter what they look like?

They may as well look like a pig?

how many pints do they need?.to forget what they see of you?..
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28-07-2021, 02:24 PM
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Re: difference

Originally Posted by realspeed ->
What is the difference betwee a beautiful woman and a pig?

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6 pints of beer
At least you didn't have to waste any money on equipment to produce that, RS.
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28-07-2021, 02:43 PM
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Ok...so pigs are actually pretty cute, and I don't need to drink beer to think that. Here's one I painted/drew


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28-07-2021, 02:46 PM
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What an insult to women!
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28-07-2021, 02:53 PM
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Well, that's been updated, it used to be between a dog and a fox.
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28-07-2021, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Well, that's been updated, it used to be between a dog and a fox.
Yorkshire thing then? Back in the day an' all?
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28-07-2021, 03:24 PM
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This is the jokes and funny thread??

I seem to have lost my sense of humor somewhere...
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28-07-2021, 03:48 PM
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I seem to have lost my sense of humor somewhere...
That's not all that's gone missing. Realspeed has clearly lost his sense of taste and judgement.
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28-07-2021, 03:51 PM
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Re: difference

Originally Posted by realspeed ->
What is the difference betwee a beautiful woman and a pig?

Answer
6 pints of beer


I must admit I thought it funny, it reminded me of some bloke saying many yrs ago, she’d be alright with a bag over her head, cheeky beggar how dare he,
 
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