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Quick girls - lock the doors - you-know-who is lurking, just saw him on the path outside.


Mups why dont we pour gorrilla glue on all the paths?
That way his shoes will get stuck....so he will take them off.
He will then step out of his shoes & his socks will get stuck.
He will then take his socks off & his feet will get stuck..... and I don't think he has the courage to saw his feet off.....but we can leave a big saw just in case!
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Well I realize that you will probably get an Oscar, for acting like one, but even Arabs let their ladies be last ( they make them walk behind them).

Well they did until all the minefields were put in place.
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31-07-2018, 12:45 PM
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Quick girls - lock the doors - you-know-who is lurking, just saw him on the path outside.


Well that can't be little old me. I dropped in by parachute.
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31-07-2018, 12:48 PM
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Mups why dont we pour gorrilla glue on all the paths?
That way his shoes will get stuck....so he will take them off.
He will then step out of his shoes & his socks will get stuck.
He will then take his socks off & his feet will get stuck..... and I don't think he has the courage to saw his feet off.....but we can leave a big saw just in case!
You `girls` (cough....) have obviously never heard of vaulting poles. We blokes (all natural athletes) can merely pole-vault over the path and drop in through the skylight as I did just now at the end of a parachute.
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31-07-2018, 12:50 PM
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Well they did until all the minefields were put in place.
Ah but the Arab ladies then put all their computers in the kitchen...and no self respecting Arab man would be seen in a kitchen...so the ladies were always last to post!

They had a little system:-
All 4 wives were in the kitchen, one preparing the veg, one cooking and one washing up.... so that meant there was always a spare one to be last to post!
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31-07-2018, 12:51 PM
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You `girls` (cough....) have obviously never heard of vaulting poles. We blokes (all natural athletes) can merely pole-vault over the path and drop in through the skylight as I did just now at the end of a parachute.
Mups can you put bigger holes in their parachutes?
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31-07-2018, 01:01 PM
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Mups can you put bigger holes in their parachutes?






Note to self: Buy paraglider.
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Must away. Work beckons.
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31-07-2018, 01:02 PM
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Mups can you put bigger holes in their parachutes?

Consider it done.

I have also cut some of the strings.

And just to feel safer still, I have half sawed through his favourite pole-vaulting pole too.

That'll do the trick.
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Ah,the pleasure of owning the only TARDIS in the universe....

....it means I'm here-ALONE-whenever I want to be...
 
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