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Didn't you have your Hip Flask with you?

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Oh well . . . . that's that then . . . nobody luv's me . . . boo hoo . .




Still, look on the bright side - the no-good layabouts here have cleared off at least.

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I think not.

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What are you playing at young man?
Why are you doing your 'in and out, in and out' thing again?
Blooming men.

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I have to do something to keep you blighters on your toes.

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Good morning ladies and gentlemen (grudgingly).

A beautiful sunny morning, with cloudless blue sky and 1st Sept already.
I only want helpful, considerate men here today as I am very tired
I realise my request will mean the usual rabble will not be visiting.

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Allow me to help you out of the door. Is that considerate enough for you?

BTW - not working today.

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Eyup - Imminent arrival of one of them there wimmin. Where's me hammer and nails to board up the door?

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Judsy dear, surely you should be at work, Bank Holiday is over now me thinks you are just milking it.

Now if you are going to be kind, considerate, and quiet, your reward will be you make me a coffee, but if you are just going to sit there being irritating and windy, you can leave 5 minutes ago.


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Dongle, the same applies to you.
I can hear you rummaging about in the spare room, come out immediately.

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Yes, here I am. Half day today so early doors for me and out the door for you.