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I reckon I could have made that once.

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What? You mean without having to aim?

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Could become a great sport for the telly, just like Bullseye. You even have somewhere to stand, just like on the oche. Get one in, and it's 180!!

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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

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I don’t get.....oh wait !!

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Once, there was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he would be on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture-perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds were in the sky, and the temperature was just right.
The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course.
An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing."
God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup 250 yards away. A picture-perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited.
The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God andsaid, "I beg your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him."
God smiled. "Think about it-who can he tell?"

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The wisdom of God!

Truthfully, I once got a hole-in-one on a pitch-and-putt course in Morecambe, when playing with my dad.
It was a pure fluke, of course, because I couldn't actually see the hole which was over a small hill.
God saw it, of course!

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Reminds me of the anecdote told by Blaster Bates - the highest up the wall for half-a-crown. In the gents on the Dock Rd. in Liverpool, the dinnertime drunks were seeing who could slash up the wall the highest and one of them made the air-brick just as a woman was walking past who then got her hat soaked in piss.