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"As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye."
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Why are people never the right amount of whelmed?

Yes, why is that?!
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"I don't like stairs.

They are always up to something."
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The man who invented Predictive Text has died. May he rust in piss.
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I like multi-tasking in the kitchen. Like cooking a steak and testing the fire alarm at the same time!
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My friend texted me to say I'm very condescending.
To be honest I was surprised he could even spell it ....
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Paddy wanted to be buried at sea. So Murphy, when Paddy died, put him in a boat and rowed out to sea. As soon as the sea was deep enough Murphy dived into the water with a spade to dig the grave
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Oh dear, Realspeed. That's a real groaner if ever there was one. Nicked!
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