BBC Tells People To Wear Face Masks During Sex

Warning_- Sexist joke rendered safe coming up...
Stop me if you have heard it before...

So a geezer walks into a chemist and asks for packet of johnnies

'Do you want a bag with that'

'no I will wear them now'

The real version I shall leave to a braver soul..

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LOL ... I also like the one where the chap takes a wrong turn and ends up in a tobacconist. "Sorry mate" says the counter guy, "have you tried Boots". "Look", the customer replies "I wanna #### her, not kick her to death"

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hhahaha - that was not fuuuuuuuny- Im not laughing OK
You bad man

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Try as I might, I’m not ‘getting’ any of these jokes!
Is the dry British humour afoot on this thread

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[Sigh]
So a geezer walks into a chemist and asks for packet of durex

'Do you want a bag with that' asks the server

No she dont look that bad..

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Ok! I understood that one! It’s Funny!
Here’s my contribution...

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ah see, this 'not understanding it' works both ways.

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BBC Tells People To Wear Face Masks During Sex

I don't know how anyone at the BBC manages to say anything sensible during sex.

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There's no way I would hear it anyway.