Re: Let's have a laughTwo very inebriated friends trail back to one of their homes at 3:30 in the morning to find the wife of one of the friends stood in the doorway armed with a rolling pin. The other mate remarked "You wife's certainly keen, fancy baking at this time of night"
Re: Let's have a laughTwo aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.
Re: Let's have a laughChap sitting on a park bench watching 2 people at work. First one was digging holes, the second one came after him and filled them in again. Curious he went over and asked them why? They said that they normally worked as a gang of three, but Paddy, who puts the small trees into the holes, was off sick.
Re: Let's have a laughWalking in the park the other day, I saw an old man sitting on a seat looking very sad. I went over to see if there was anything I could do. He said " See that School over there, I built it all myself in 5 years, but no-one says anything"."See that Hospital over there, I built it all by myself in 10 years, but nothing" "But get caught shagging just one goat and........."