11-08-2019, 01:12 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
The Cowboy & WidowA successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well
Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand, ‘You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.’ The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return.
Two o’clock and no hired hand.
Finally, he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
‘Unbutton my blouse and take it off,’ she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed. ‘Now take off my boots.’
He did as she asked, ever so slowly. ‘Now take off my socks.’
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
‘Now take off my skirt.’
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.
‘Now take off my bra..’ Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, ‘If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.’
11-08-2019, 09:59 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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On our 50th wedding anniversary my wife said,"Come on, I want you to do what you did on our wedding day. "
"I'd love to my dear, " I replied, " but I think that bridesmaid died last year. "
13-08-2019, 01:38 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Mr Ploppy it's not called a cat in boxIts a jack in a box ...
Knowing you, your cat's name is Jack ...
Just because you have been deprived as a child of a jack in a box
you don't name your cat Jack and stick him/her in a box ...that is wrong and very very cruel .
Get over it for Gods sakes!!!!!
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