15-08-2019, 11:17 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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16-08-2019, 01:08 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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Second attempt to post a photo bucket pic.
I don't like photo bucket any more.
Oh, and Bugsie, stop being so nice to me. I can't get used to it.
What is happening to your photos .. they remind me of myself …
Once I was nice , now I am bad ..
16-08-2019, 01:15 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
You have always been bad, Sugar.Forget photo bucket. I'm using https://imgur.com
It works better.
See?
17-08-2019, 06:30 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
17-08-2019, 11:07 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not you cannot have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Consider that nicked.
18-08-2019, 03:38 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist named Susan, and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
So one of the ladies approached Susan very discreetly about the problem, & told her to mash up some green persimmons & rub them on her nipples and all over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up & you won't be able to talk properly for a while.
The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said,
“Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewd
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