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09-08-2018, 10:52 PM
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Re: Toilet Seat and Face Cream

Originally Posted by Judd ->
Wipe the toilet seat with the cream then at least your arse would be nice and soft.
I did think about sitting in it to smooth a small area of my bum Judd
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09-08-2018, 10:55 PM
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Re: Toilet Seat and Face Cream

Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Oh, I dunno.
I remember reading something once that every time you flush zillions and zillions of bacteria waft up from the loo and migrate around the bathroom waiting to home in on a human host.

I hold my breath now whenever I'm about my business.

Yea, that's right Morty... so make sure you don't store your t/brush in the bathroom, always keep the seat down when you flush and keep it down
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09-08-2018, 10:57 PM
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Re: Toilet Seat and Face Cream

Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
Oh I say. One might slip off
I would use a wipe on the cream then flush.
Flush? Not flush the wipe
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09-08-2018, 11:20 PM
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Re: Toilet Seat and Face Cream

That stuff about the toothbrush is a myth. Your toothbrush is filthy because you brush millions of bacteria off your teeth. The toilet seat is often cleaner than your mobile phone...
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09-08-2018, 11:44 PM
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Re: Toilet Seat and Face Cream

Originally Posted by Judd ->
Wipe the toilet seat with the cream then at least your arse would be nice and soft.
Too funny
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09-08-2018, 11:55 PM
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Re: Toilet Seat and Face Cream

I "always "put down the loo seat after use, to stop the spread of germs , which are sprayed round the air , usually onto your toothbrush.
Think about it .
Uug !
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10-08-2018, 01:05 AM
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Re: Toilet Seat and Face Cream

As opposed to "face cream to bum", isn't there a converse, "bum cream to face", where Anusol (or similar) is applied to bags under the eyes .....
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10-08-2018, 06:30 AM
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Re: Toilet Seat and Face Cream

If it landed on the toilet seat,then yes!.as my cream has landed on it a number of times,..I clean my toilet 3 X a day,so it's spotless,...even so,..if it landed on the rim,..I would not use it,Pesta,what a funny thread,..love it!
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10-08-2018, 08:28 AM
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Re: Toilet Seat and Face Cream

I use E45 cream as a moisturiser. If it squirted out anywhere of course I wouldn't use it, just clear up the mess.
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10-08-2018, 08:32 AM
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Re: Toilet Seat and Face Cream

My toilet seat is clean so yes I'd use it.

I hasten to add I wouldn't put it on my face but I'd rub it into my feet - make them nice & soft.
 
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