10-08-2018, 03:11 PM
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Re: Does Barbecuing exit in UK?
Originally Posted by eccles
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Gumbud, didn't you know it's illegal to barbeque in the UK? It encourages people to mix and socialise with neighbours instead of moping indoors on their own. We are allowed to look through the window at the blazing sun but it's strongly discourages to venture outside with charred meats of any kind.
10-08-2018, 04:05 PM
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Re: Does Barbecuing exit in UK?
Englishman emigrates to the Australian outback. After about 3 weeks his phone rang and the conversation went something like this.Phone rings
"Hi just heard you are the new neighbour, welcome to Australia.I am your neighbour about 300 miles away so rang to welcome you"
"well thank you we must meet up some time"
"what about next weekend there is a barbie on and you are most welcome to come"
"I would love to, do I have to dress smart for it"
"No need here in Aussie ,just come it what you are comfortable in"
"Shall I get some food for it"
"Na we have loads of food and drink , shrimps and good ol Aussie beer, and what is more you can have as much sex as you like"
"As much sex as I like?how come, will there be many there?"
Aussie "No just you and me"
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