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12-08-2018, 03:35 PM
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hang on...there's already one exclusively for women-called 'The Duster'!?!

[I shall now A/hide and B/pretend not to be giggling coz I'm a grown-up]]
Hi Pugsie - you back again! - well I think you are onto something exclusive here? here's a write up that describes the little filly to a tee?

the Duster maintains its familiar chunky styling, cheap, no-frills. get the Duster that’s best for you
- that's the sort of lady that fits my bill!!
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30-08-2018, 03:19 PM
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A miserable looking man is having a pint in a bar, the barman says "What's up pal ,why so sad?"
The man replies " I had a fight with the wife , she refused to talk to me for a month".
The barman says "Hey, that's not so bad you can enjoy the peace and quiet"
The man replies "I know, that's the problem, the month's up today "
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01-09-2018, 05:36 AM
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Judd for us!
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01-09-2018, 04:52 PM
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Staggered out of a club the other night at 3am completely rat-arsed, so I thought it might be a good idea to take a taxi.

Made it home safely which was pretty amazing, as I've never driven a taxi before in my life.
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01-09-2018, 06:51 PM
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I yelled “ it’s a boy, it’s a boy, I literally cannot believe it” I stood there in tears....... that cut my holiday in Thailand short
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03-09-2018, 04:47 PM
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A man was walking down the street, when suddenly he was hit by a car.
A policeman that attended the scene said to the injured man, " Did you get a look at the driver?"
"No. " said the man, "but I can tell you it was my wife."
"How"s that ?"asked the policeman.
And the man said, " I"d recognise her laugh anywhere."
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07-09-2018, 11:59 AM
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I went to see the RED ARROWS yesterday.
There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief.
It was a good half hour's worth of entertainment, but in the end, my wife finally managed to park the car and we made our way to the air show.
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07-09-2018, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
I went to see the RED ARROWS yesterday.
There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief.
It was a good half hour's worth of entertainment, but in the end, my wife finally managed to park the car and we made our way to the air show.


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08-09-2018, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
I went to see the RED ARROWS yesterday.
There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief.
It was a good half hour's worth of entertainment, but in the end, my wife finally managed to park the car and we made our way to the air show.
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08-09-2018, 08:11 PM
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Cleaning Services, beware, my buddy just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to vacuum the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
 
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