22-07-2018, 12:17 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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ah anaother one to listen to later - omg a day of music that's for sure but beats church!!
22-07-2018, 12:22 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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does he have prayer mats - me knees have gawn! and three hail marys would be nice with worcester sauce!heh talkin of worcester where's spittie he is missin a lot of feed oneliners tonight!
22-07-2018, 06:56 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Jem: Hello, hello, hello!Mr G: Uh oh bye bye everyone! [He quickly waves and pops down.]
Jem: Hello, hell ... [He notices that Mr G has gone.]
Jem: Mr G! Where's Mr G!
[Suddenly Mr G pops up and knocks down Jem who falls on his face and bounces straight back up again.]
Jem: Mr G you can't do that! Come back 'ere.
[Mr G pops up and hits him again.]
Mr G: Yes I can.
Jem: No you can't Mr G, 'cause I am the beadle of the parish. [He puffs himself up and moves up close to Mr G.]
Mr G [Pushing against Jem.]: Oh so you're the beetle in the porridge?
Jem: No I am not the beetle in the porridge. I am a constable of the law. [He pushes Mr G back again.This time Mr G dodges him and Jem falls forwards bumping into the side of the booth.
Mr G: Oh so you're the one who sweeps the floor?
Jem: [Getting up] No no no I am not the one who sweeps the floor. I am a policeman and I have come to lock you up.
Mr G: And I have come to knock you down [Knocks him down. That’s the way to do it. Rootitootitooit!
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