You couldn't make it up honestly!
There is a boarding school not far from our comprehensive.
On a Friday or end of term day some of the students there come to our schoolyard to catch a bus home.
If we are on bus duty we have stay with them until all of them have gone (although they're not our pupils!)
Today one of them came up to me.
He was a boy (definitely) of about 12.
He pointed at a girl (also definitely) in the group and said..
"Miss! Miss!
She has just assumed my gender"
I thought about what he'd said for a moment (having not ever encountered anything quite so contentious from our lot)
Then I had a light bulb moment...
I retorted "What did you just call me?"
At which point he covered his mouth with his hand in dawning embarrassment
I'm considering starting to write my memoirs..