26-12-2013, 06:14 PM
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Re: Daft joke.
I laugh at this one everytime I read it..An elderly couple is attending a church service.
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, "Just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
27-12-2013, 04:28 PM
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Re: Daft joke.
Where do yez get them from. I remember being very disappointed when I pulled my first Christmas cracker, having been a Beano and Dandy reader I seriously was expecting a big bang and the centre to explode open. When eventually we could afford to buy a box of them for christmas I was shattered by the little "Plip" in gave out, I cried like the little boy that Santa Claus forgot.
28-12-2013, 05:28 PM
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Re: Daft joke.
Originally Posted by Patsy
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Jem, did you hear when Tommy took a cab home and he says to the cab driver, 'Here, have a drink on me' and handed him a teabag ! 
I love that !
I could imagine the face on the taxi driver.One of my brother in laws, the mean one, was burying his father, when the crowd started to move away after he was buried he called the gravedigger over to him and said "Do you take a drink my good man?" "I sure do" "Well give it up that's what has me dad in that hole"
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