Re: I'm a silly billy
Done many silly things but not with false teeth.
My favourite silly was once in Woolworths. I was walking around with a wire basket shopping and I saw a guy I fancied. I whizzed around to watch him in another aisle and I caught the edge of a shelf and the whole four shelves collapsed. They had just been put up with a new chocolate bar. The chocolate fell to the floor with a loud whooshing sound. They also gathered speed across the floor moving away from the shelving. A woman turned around to see what had happened and screamed as the chocolate seemed to be following her.
Everyone then looked at me and I had a whole shop giving me the stupid look as I went bright red. Needless to say the guy I fancied didn't come to my rescue and went on his way out of the shop. The girls who worked there looked at me in disgust and I said I am sorry I will help you stack them again. They said No Thanks and I sheepishly walked out and left my empty wire basket behind.