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16-12-2014, 02:24 AM
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You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
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16-12-2014, 02:30 AM
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the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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16-12-2014, 02:33 AM
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Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their bum with an IPad.
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16-12-2014, 11:50 AM
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You'd be a lot taller if your legs weren't so short.
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16-12-2014, 12:52 PM
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Enjoy life, this is not a rehearsal.
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16-12-2014, 11:32 PM
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I like long walks, especially if they are taken by people who annoy me.
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17-12-2014, 12:06 AM
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Never underestimate a woman's ability to make everything your fault.
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17-12-2014, 12:11 AM
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We have so much in common...you want to travel...I want you to go.
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17-12-2014, 12:14 AM
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His insomnia was so bad...he couldn't even sleep during office hours.

Night night all !!
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17-12-2014, 12:59 AM
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I am NOT loopy! ... We just have differing realities.
 
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