My God, he doesn't have to work for a living, he's in a cushy little number on the telly, and gets paid disgusting amounts of money for two and a half hours of acting per week.

He should come and live in a grimy South Yorkshire Village where we have to work 90 hours a week in the freezing cold with just a tee shirt and mug of tea to keep us warm, and then get paid £20 to pay the rent, buy some stale bread from the supermarket after it's sell by date and a shovel full of coal for the fire. Then there's the pigeons to feed and the maintenance to pay to the six kids who all have different mothers.....It doesn't leave much left for cigs and beer!

Breakdown........He doesn't know he's been born!

These southerners don't know the half of it, do they? And you didn't even mention the torn-up newspaper on a string in the outside bog.

In our house we couldn't afford a newspaper we used to frequently steal magazines like Womens Own from when we visited the Doctors surgery, twas a hard life.

Just Googled Simon. In September he was reported as saying he was now feeling quite well! Carol, are you sure you got that right?

Just Googled Simon. In September he was reported as saying he was now feeling quite well! Carol, are you sure you got that right?