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26-06-2021, 03:07 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Right Now ->
Oh, you silly men! It may seem as if we are gone, but never forgotten. We are here to drive you lot out....and, you know Mups is all over the road at any given time.
Aye. Literally. The police issue warnings to other motorists when she climbs into her car. She then climbs back out, then gets back in on the driver's side.
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26-06-2021, 03:18 PM
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Aye. Literally. The police issue warnings to other motorists when she climbs into her car. She then climbs back out, then gets back in on the driver's side.

Yikes! Then she really is our secret weapon.

*Note to self: Don't tell him that was quite funny, it will go to his head, then he'll be back to try again.
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26-06-2021, 03:33 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Judd ->
Aye. Literally. The police issue warnings to other motorists when she climbs into her car. She then climbs back out, then gets back in on the driver's side.


Oh pipe down you.
I'll have you know us women are far more thoughtful and courteous drivers than all the bolshy, arrogant, impatient, risk-taking men!
So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it.


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26-06-2021, 03:34 PM
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Here I am...and nobody else is....good job Mups and RN...cleared the place for the afternoon. Oh hey Mups, want a cuppa?
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26-06-2021, 05:04 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Oh pipe down you.
I'll have you know us women are far more thoughtful and courteous drivers than all the bolshy, arrogant, impatient, risk-taking men!
So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it.


I understand they leave all the accidents behind them.
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26-06-2021, 05:08 PM
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Err, no, that's just men. Think they can behave on the road like they do in the house Leave everything at their arse!
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26-06-2021, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->
Err, no, that's just men. Think they can behave on the road like they do in the house Leave everything at their arse!

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26-06-2021, 05:40 PM
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I see we only have the one male visitor at the mo, so that's just about bearable I suppose.

Notice I said 'Visitor' rather than 'Lodger.'

What's he doing us for tea tonight?
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26-06-2021, 05:43 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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I see we only have the one male visitor at the mo, so that's just about bearable I suppose.

Notice I said 'Visitor' rather than 'Lodger.'

What's he doing us for tea tonight?
One is all that's needed to rid the place of you lot. We only meet up here for the fun of it.
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26-06-2021, 05:45 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
One is all that's needed to rid the place of you lot. We only meet up here for the fun of it.


Well you've had your fun now, so off you go m'dear.
We'll come and wave you orf.

Byeeeeeeee . . .
 



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