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10-09-2019, 05:36 PM
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Anyone want to buy a broken barometer?

No pressure.
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11-09-2019, 06:54 PM
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For all those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my right hand.
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12-09-2019, 01:00 PM
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People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
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Well that is a shocking experience .
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12-09-2019, 01:04 PM
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Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
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I grew up so poor we could only listen to Simon or Garfunkel.
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12-09-2019, 01:12 PM
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My boyfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back.
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14-09-2019, 08:17 PM
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Argentina is surprisingly cold.

In fact it's bordering on Chile.
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15-09-2019, 09:07 AM
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home all the signs were there.
 
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