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Just bumped into an old mate of mine today.

I said, "What are you doing these days?"

He said, "I prepare meals for the homeless, drug addicts, piss heads and down and outs."

I said, "Oh, are you working for the Salvation Army?"

He said, "No. Wetherspoons!"

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Not quite a one liner, but it made me larf

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I wonder who it named before someone changed it to Nicola Sturgeon.

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I went into Cash Converters yesterday to raise some much-needed cash…

I must admit I was very surprised how much I was able to get. They gave me 5 grand and didn't even take the gun!

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I'll show that to Marge!

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I've just completed a course in critical thinking.



It was rubbish.