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Coronavirus jokes

There are a ton of quite funny Corona Bug jokes around. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry. Some have already been posted around here but if you have good ones perhaps you could pop them here? I'll start things off.

How shopping will be about a week from now!

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What toilet paper crisis? ��

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Corona virus. Two new cases announced..


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This was sent to me yesterday.


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Corona virus. Two new cases announced..
Very good - can I pinch it?
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Luckily I found a Coronavirus mask in the back of a taxi! ��

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Dettol knew!

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Blimey

So I googled and wiki says: Coronaviruses were first discovered in the 1960s ....

But I think something needs investigating here.

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Blimey

So I googled and wiki says: Coronaviruses were first discovered in the 1960s ....
Yeah they are actually not new - we just weren't paying attention. This STRAIN is new hence the COVID19 name they gave it. But all that spoils the joke eh?
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Yeah they are actually not new - we just weren't paying attention. This STRAIN is new hence the COVID19 name they gave it. But all that spoils the joke eh?
NO ... you carry on.
 
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