Re: Limericks. (New).

The wife appeared with rolling-pin armed
So Bert sang a serenade until was calmed
With a sideways glance

Re: Limericks. (New).

The wife appeared with rolling-pin armed
So Bert sang a serenade until was calmed
With a sideways glance
She took her chance

Re: Limericks. (New).

The wife appeared with rolling-pin armed
So Bert sang a serenade until was calmed
With a sideways glance
She took her chance
And hoped poor old Bert would be charmed


But Bert said I’m sorry my pet

Re: Limericks. (New).

But Bert said I’m sorry my pet
I know that I'm late but yet..

Re: Limericks. (New).

But Bert said I’m sorry my pet
I know that I'm late but yet..
I luv's ya you fool

Re: Limericks. (New).

But Bert said I’m sorry my pet
I know that I'm late but yet..
I luv's ya you fool
So don't be so cruel

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But Bert said I’m sorry my pet
I know that I'm late but yet..
I luv's ya you fool
So don't be so cruel
And this is the best it will get

Berts wife then broke down and cried

Re: Limericks. (New).

Berts wife then broke down and cried
"To this man I can no longer be tied"

Re: Limericks. (New).

Berts wife then broke down and cried
"To this man I can no longer be tied"
"You are not the man I married" she said whilst in tears

Re: Limericks. (New).

Berts wife then broke down in tears
"To this man I can no longer be tied"
" You are not the man that I married" she said whilst in tears
"So many women and and so many beers"