Pet's house rules!

LOL, If your little dog(s) or cat(s) could write their own house rules, what do you think they would say?

My two pooches top ten house rules would probably be as follows;-

One DON’T COME HOME smelling of other Dogs!

Two I CAN SLEEP ANYWHERE I choose even if it means you trip over me.

Three DON’T CALL ME or try leading me to a bath.

Four YOU MUST FEED ME every goodie you eat.

Five LET ME OUTSIDE, even though I just came in, there was an area I forgot to sniff.

Six DON’T SHHHHH ME from barking while you are on the
phone. I heard the wind blowing in the trees.

Seven If it lands on the floor IT’S MINE!

Eight DON’T THINK you can leave a room without me.

Nine DON’T MOVE ME while sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed, you have enough room on the edge.

Ten YOU WILL NEVER pee alone again.

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Can you think of anymore our darling pets would want?

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Something that my dogs frequently do.
When I sit and stare at you I expect you to know exactly what I want.

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Max

"I want you to get out of bed"
Slaps the bed.
"Get up!"
Slaps bed a bit harder"
"Get up!"
Stabs me in the ribs.
"Get up!"

His morning ritual.

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Ha Ha, know exactly what you both mean. When I am sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of tea and even more importantly...food.....one of my pooches is a dab hand at sitting at my feet with his back to me, then nudging my leg with his nose and looking up at me with the most beautiful soulful eyes that I defy anyone to ignore.

The same when he wants me to get out of bed. He wakes me by jumping up at my side of the bed, nudging me with his nose as if to say 'Come on, time to bark at those pesky birds!'

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From Nemo and Willow.

House Rules!

1. Remember, only dogs have owners, us Cats have staff! Know your place.
2. Your only purpose in life is to pander to our every need.
3. When playing games with us - we write the rules - and change them at will - without prior notice.
4. Food - what we like and will devour today - we will loathe tomorrow.
5. Cat Beds - at least two in every room - but we will still use yours.
6. Cat Loos - must be raked and solids disposed of every hour.
7. If you disobey No 6 - we will find our own alternatives! Be warned.
8. Sleep - where we want - when we want - for as long as we want. disturb us at your peril.
9. If we choose to sit on or near you - we are just utilising your body warmth - don't read anything sentimental into it!
10. Doors - should not be closed - ever!