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01-04-2020, 10:02 AM
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Oh dear! Don't forget everyone, it's April Fools Day!
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01-04-2020, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Omah... Did you just make that joke up?
No, it's an old one .....

As intelligent as they are, pigs don't talk ..... or sit on your settee .....
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01-04-2020, 10:09 AM
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A man goes to the cinema and is surprised to see a pig sitting in the seat next to him.

“What are you doing here?” he asked the pig.

“Well, I enjoyed the book”, the pig replied.
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01-04-2020, 10:22 AM
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Yeah?
I just met a handsome bearded milloinaire who wants to marry me!
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01-04-2020, 10:25 AM
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Yeah?
I just met a handsome bearded milloinaire who wants to marry me!

Many a true word said in jest!





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01-04-2020, 10:25 AM
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Sadly, as many have found out, they grow to be very big. People are so gullible.
We had a pet pig, Charlotte was a farm pig, runt of the litter, we reared her & she had several litters, but before that she thought she was a dog as she ran around with them at the stables.
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01-04-2020, 10:26 AM
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Re: I Have Been So Lonely, So I’ve Gone Out And Done It...

Originally Posted by Omah ->
No, it's an old one .....

As intelligent as they are, pigs don't talk ..... or sit on your settee .....

Yes they do, if they are pot bellied! Google pics of them on settees!





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01-04-2020, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Tiffany ->
Sadly, as many have found out, they grow to be very big. People are so gullible.
We had a pet pig, Charlotte was a farm pig, runt of the litter, we reared her & she had several litters, but before that she thought she was a dog as she ran around with them at the stables.
Tiffany, If he grows too big. I will just move house!



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01-04-2020, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Yes, they do if they are pot bellied! Google pics of them!
I already did .....


"A pot bellied pig sitting on the cushions of a sofa in an elegant mansion."



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01-04-2020, 10:31 AM
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Oh dear! Don't forget everyone, it's April Fools Day!

John, O ye Of Little Faith.....Have you been on ‘magic mushrooms’? You’re hallucinating again.




 
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