Re: Christmas Presents for Forum Members.
For TessA: Membership of the Bearded Gentlemen's Club.
For Pummy: a month's holiday to be spent in downtown Mombasa.
For Muddy: Peace of mind with no worries about her husband's health.
For Swimfeeders: A happy reuniting with his daughter.
For Mups: A large, posh dog bathing and grooming room extension to her house.
For Meg: Free baking supplies for a whole year.
I've run out of ideas now, so for every forum member I would buy a year's supply of good health, wrapped up with happiness wrapping paper and made to look pretty with a bow of happiness.
(not sure about the stilts swimfeeders, I can trip up just wearing socks!)