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Come on Mort, stop playing so hard to get.
The least you could do for Swimmy is stick your snout through the serving hatch so's he can have a bite of your apple.
It is Christmas after all.
I like the calendar idea Mups, yes there are plenty of lovely ladies here who would look lovely on a calendar with discreetly placed Christmas objects here and there,
As for the grumpy old lads, there are a few here who would look better behind a discreetly placed bus.