Re: A Christmas Surprise
See there I was, in town, yesterday and in need of a flat white and a slice of cake. I had just exited the adult book shop......... you know, they sell books for adults such as encyclopedias and stuff like that... no pictures of any kind. Anyway, I spotted this little cafe and made my over to it, protecting my encyclopedia from the rain inside a copy of the Guardian.
As I popped my head inside, I saw a beautiful maiden sitting alone at a table by the window, so to impress her, I paid some youths to start a fight with me, so that I could overcome them and be seen as a hero. They were tough to be honest, especially the eight year old.
After chucking them out, I bought my coffee and cake and pretended there were no tables available apart from the one by the window, where sat the lovely maiden.
May I join you ma'am? I asked in my best American accent. She looked up at me and I realised instantly that this could go all the way. My only concern was that I was wearing my Christmas knickers; the ones with the mistletoe flap on the front and the words 'Merry Christmas Ange - 1986' on the back.
Also I had left Tessa sitting in the car.