Re: Let's talk about the Weather.
''Chaos here in my garden'' (I'm wearing a wooly bobbled hat and a quilted coat with 'The North Face' stitched into it - Mrs LD is hurling buckets of snow at my head to make it appear more dramatic).
''Behind me is what used to be my shed, now covered in at least two inches of snow and is unrecognisable. What was once a pond, full of gold fish is now a pond, full of goldfish .....with some snow on top.''
(Mrs LD is lobbing more snow)
''Looking in front of me, I can see the hose pipe and the outside tap which very nearly became frozen in the night.. er..... but it didn't. All bird feeders have run out of food as sparrows and Robins stock up for the iminent ice age. There are reports of more stocks inside the shed but of course, no one can find it.
So, treacherous conditions here and the advice from my neighbour is to stay inside the house and watch TV. The Met office has predicted at least another centimeter of snow to fall during today so it doesn't look as though things will improve any time soon''.
''This is Longdogs, in my back garden, bigging it up''