10-04-2018, 11:12 PM
5751
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by spitfire
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Yes, end of times, Factory settings.
Night guys.
11-04-2018, 01:59 PM
5753
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Huh-you may well believe that,Sweatie...but when gumbud asked me to gently caress his icons to get him started,he was wearing a gimp mask!JUST a gimp mask!
"The rest is silence"...
[For those of lesser breeding,those are Hamlet's last words]
LUVYA ,Sweetie P!
11-04-2018, 04:00 PM
5755
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
.....y'know,the realisation of being beyond help came YEARS ago.It was the day Odour Eaters sent me a refund and a note saying 'Sorry they didn't work mate,you're way beyond help'.
...but I did find a solution for the sticky floor in the kitchen.
...I bought slippers! 'slippers'...geddit?
11-04-2018, 04:04 PM
5756
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
....and ANOTHER thing...it wasn't the Star Wars franchise who invented 'the force'!No. It was a little green Martial arts tutor on a Windows computer. Straight up,guv'nor!
Y'think I'm wrong?
Ok...but just remember..."Luke;update the force"...
[an iconic line,you'll agree,yes?]
Yep....first uttered by Adobe Wan Kenobi!
[oh,BLIMEY,I'm bored]
11-04-2018, 06:48 PM
5759
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Don’t let the boredom bring you down Pug oul son, we all get it, especially in this lousy weather.
Do you know what the weathermen had the gall to say? they said last weekend that Dublin was to be hotter than Spain, well Spain must have shifted up to the North Pole because I was out in the garden clearing out some junk and I had two pullovers and an jacket on me, then the rain pelted down and I was so cold that I had to light the coal fire, at first I thought it was me old age but then the two lads came in from town and they we complaining of the cold.
They don’t even apologise for making astronomical blunders like that, they just carry on as normal even going as far as saying last night that from Wednesday the weather will be glorious bar the odd shower, well it’s nearly 7pm now, it's freezing cold, and the Sun hasn’t shown it’s face all day, chancers of the highest order is what they are, the forecasts were more accurate back in the 50's when they relied on sending up balloons.
11-04-2018, 07:02 PM
5760
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
You mentioned glue, my missus used to pal around with a girl called Mary McGlue, no kiddin', we all called her 'Sticky McGlue', she was a lovely girl, but she was a bit of a clingon, she followed Phyllis everywhere, she wouldn't adhere to hints so I eventually had to be blunt and give her some evo stick.
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