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There was a young man from Bombay
On a slow boat to China one day
He was tied to the tiller
By a sexstarved gorilla
And China's a bloody long way

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There was an old man called Gandhi
Who popped into a pub for a shandy
He wiped off the froth
With his loin cloth
And the barmaid said "Blimey, that's handy"

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There was an old person of Fratton
Who would go to church with his hat on.
"If I wake up," he said,
"With a hat on my head,
I will know that it hasn't been sat on."

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There was a young man from Clyde
In a funeral procession was spied
When asked, "Who is dead?"
He giggled and said,
"I don't know; I just came for the ride."

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I once had a blind date with Cilla.
I took her to watch Aston Villa.
She sang to the crowd
And she sang very loud
And that's why they threatened to kill 'er.