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There was a young copper from Ealing
Who's left leg had little feeling
His girlfriend pinched it so hard
So he rubbed in some Lard
Now the skin on his leg is peeling
There was a young woman from Leicester
Who never left rows to fester
But a misunderstanding one day
When she asked a young man if he'd pay
And he told her never to pester.
