16-04-2020, 04:22 PM
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A bloke was walking down a street, and as he passed a brand-new Ferrari, a chap got out who he recognised from his schooldays. Looking at the car, he said "My god Tom, you looked to have alright for yourself""Yes" Tom replied "Do you remember that I was good at woodwork when we were at school together? Well, after I left school, I made a wooden rabbit hutch and sold it. I used the money to buy materials so made two rabbit hutches which I sold which allowed me to buy even more materials, so I made four rabbit hutches, then eight rabbit hutches and so-on until I was twenty years old"
"What happened then?"
"A rich uncle dropped down dead and left me £20million in his will."
16-04-2020, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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A bloke was walking down a street, and as he passed a brand-new Ferrari, a chap got out who he recognised from his schooldays. Looking at the car, he said "My god Tom, you looked to have alright for yourself""Yes" Tom replied "Do you remember that I was good at woodwork when we were at school together? Well, after I left school, I made a wooden rabbit hutch and sold it. I used the money to buy materials so made two rabbit hutches which I sold which allowed me to buy even more materials, so I made four rabbit hutches, then eight rabbit hutches and so-on until I was twenty years old"
"What happened then?"
"A rich uncle dropped down dead and left me £20million in his will."
17-04-2020, 09:35 PM
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Wife finds husband in room with rolled up newspaper in hand. She asks what he is doing. He replies that he has just killed 3 flies, 2 male and one female. How can you tell what sex they were she asks. “Simple” he replied, “The 2 males were on that beer can and the female was on the ‘phone”22-04-2020, 10:00 PM
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AT THE BAKERY!A man goes into a bakers and asks for 2 bread rolls the shop man picks them up with tongs and puts them in a paper bag, he then asks for 2 cakes the shop man picks them up with the tongs and puts them in the bag.
The man says! "It’s nice to see you don’t handle the food!"
The shop man says! "Nothing in my shop is handled by human hand!"
He then noticed a piece of string hanging out of the shop mans trousers and asks! "What is that piece of string for!"
The shop man says! "When I need a pee I just pull on the string and it pops out?"
"That’s ok!" Says the man! "But how do you put it back?"
"That’s no problem!" Says the shop man! "I just use the tongs! “
22-04-2020, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Richmond
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AT THE BAKERY!A man goes into a bakers and asks for 2 bread rolls the shop man picks them up with tongs and puts them in a paper bag, he then asks for 2 cakes the shop man picks them up with the tongs and puts them in the bag.
The man says! "It’s nice to see you don’t handle the food!"
The shop man says! "Nothing in my shop is handled by human hand!"
He then noticed a piece of string hanging out of the shop mans trousers and asks! "What is that piece of string for!"
The shop man says! "When I need a pee I just pull on the string and it pops out?"
"That’s ok!" Says the man! "But how do you put it back?"
"That’s no problem!" Says the shop man! "I just use the tongs! “
24-04-2020, 12:27 PM
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Liverpool football club have donated their trophies from the last 10 years to be melted down to make much needed medical equipment for the fight against Coronavirus.An NHS Spokesperson said... "What a fantastic gesture and I'm sure the tweezers will come in handy"
24-04-2020, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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Liverpool football club have donated their trophies from the last 10 years to be melted down to make much needed medical equipment for the fight against Coronavirus.An NHS Spokesperson said... "What a fantastic gesture and I'm sure the tweezers will come in handy"
Funny, but not being in the least interested in that 'foot-ball' thing, am I correct in assuming that this Liverpool club is not particularly good?
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