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Somewhat poignant


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28-06-2021, 04:40 PM
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Here's a couple of funnies ...


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28-06-2021, 04:56 PM
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Here's a couple of funnies ...
especially the PM one.
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28-06-2021, 06:58 PM
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As the doctor went through my notes, he said, "The surgery has risks. You will almost certainly regain the sight in your eyes but there is a chance it will affect your ability to maintain an erection."

I said, "How come?" He said, "Well, your wife is very ugly!"
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28-06-2021, 07:00 PM
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My nephew fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a penis on his forehead...

My sister went mad when she looked in his pram!
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28-06-2021, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
As the doctor went through my notes, he said, "The surgery has risks. You will almost certainly regain the sight in your eyes but there is a chance it will affect your ability to maintain an erection."

I said, "How come?" He said, "Well, your wife is very ugly!"
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28-06-2021, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
Somewhat poignant
Brill!
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29-06-2021, 09:49 PM
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If you say the word


'GULLIBLE'



really slowly, it sounds just like



'ORANGES'







.
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30-06-2021, 08:48 AM
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The missus told me to come upstairs because she had put a Black Lace number on...

Brilliant! I absolutely love Agadoo!
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30-06-2021, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
If you say the word
'GULLIBLE'

really slowly, it sounds just like

'ORANGES'

.


Clever one that. Doubt that there is anyone who didn't try it, even knowing that there's no way it would work.
 
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