13-07-2021, 09:49 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Primus1
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My wife bought a new oven glove in a bright yellow colour. I kept making puns about it, and now she's not talking to me...I probably did take it too far, I mustard mitt!
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14-07-2021, 09:40 PM
2408
Re: Let's have a laugh
My Farmer friend was showing me his massive ploughed field."That's great", I said, "but why do you have those two unploughed circular grassy areas right out there up near the end."
Oh! He said, "Sentimental Reasons, the one on the left is where I first had sex."
So I said " amazing!, but what about the other one?"
That's where the mother was standing watching", he replied.
I gulped "Her mother was watching? Did she say anything?"
"Yes" he replied, she said "Baaaa"
14-07-2021, 09:53 PM
2409
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Tedc
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My Farmer friend was showing me his massive ploughed field."That's great", I said, "but why do you have those two unploughed circular grassy areas right out there up near the end."
Oh! He said, "Sentimental Reasons, the one on the left is where I first had sex."
So I said " amazing!, but what about the other one?"
That's where the mother was standing watching", he replied.
I gulped "Her mother was watching? Did she say anything?"
"Yes" he replied, she said "Baaaa"
In Wales?
14-07-2021, 11:00 PM
2410
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Tedc
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My Farmer friend was showing me his massive ploughed field."That's great", I said, "but why do you have those two unploughed circular grassy areas right out there up near the end."
Oh! He said, "Sentimental Reasons, the one on the left is where I first had sex."
So I said " amazing!, but what about the other one?"
That's where the mother was standing watching", he replied.
I gulped "Her mother was watching? Did she say anything?"
"Yes" he replied, she said "Baaaa"
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