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So off for a sulk he did go
Out came his Tool, just to Mow
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So off for a sulk he did go
Out came his Tool, just to Mow
Mowing fast, all of his grass
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28-07-2021, 02:39 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So off for a sulk he did go
Out came his Tool, just to Mow
Mowing fast, all of his grass
On the last line I will pass
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28-07-2021, 03:11 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So off for a sulk he did go
Out came his Tool, just to Mow
Mowing fast, all of his grass
On the last line I will pass
Because this one doesn't go with the flow

There was a young girl from Tibet
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28-07-2021, 04:00 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young girl from Tibet
Who took her wee cat to the vet
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28-07-2021, 05:07 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young girl from Tibet
Who took her wee cat to the vet
Her cat was a trifle wild
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young girl from Tibet
Who took her wee cat to the vet
Her cat was a trifle wild
Worse than even a child
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young girl from Tibet
Who took her wee cat to the vet
Her cat was a trifle wild
Worse than even a child
Thus the vet thought it too big a threat

He offered to put it to sleep
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28-07-2021, 05:46 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He offered to put it to sleep
You can’t do that she did weep
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He offered to put it to sleep
"You can’t do that, she did weep"
"But 'tis the best thing"
 
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