06-04-2019, 03:16 PM
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Re: Oh my Cod
Originally Posted by Sweetie pie
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OMG!!!It was bad enough during the war, when they bombed our chip shops!
`Thanks to Hitler, the fish will be littler`
After two weeks the shop got its supply of spuds reduced because of rationing so they put up an sign:
`Thanks to Himmler, the chips will be similar`
On the third week, the shop got hit by a bomb and was totally destroyed. A sign on the pile of rubble read:
`Thanks to Goering, we're going back whoring`
06-04-2019, 03:57 PM
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Re: Oh my Cod
Originally Posted by Judd
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Two WWII ex-prostitutes in the East End opened a fish and chip shop from their accumulated earnings. After a week, because of the torpedoing of fishing boats in the North Atlantic, the supply of fish almost trickled to a halt so they put up a sign:`Thanks to Hitler, the fish will be littler`
After two weeks the shop got its supply of spuds reduced because of rationing so they put up an sign:
`Thanks to Himmler, the chips will be similar`
On the third week, the shop got hit by a bomb and was totally destroyed. A sign on the pile of rubble read:
`Thanks to Goering, we're going back whoring`
Regards, Donkeyman.
06-04-2019, 06:12 PM
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Re: Oh my Cod
Originally Posted by OldFogey
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Wonderful! Obviously a joke to wind up the Brexiteers and get them banging on about (the so-called) "Project Fear".
Looks like it's worked!
You're left wing so perhaps not.
06-04-2019, 06:20 PM
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Re: Oh my Cod
Originally Posted by Judd
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Two WWII ex-prostitutes in the East End opened a fish and chip shop from their accumulated earnings. After a week, because of the torpedoing of fishing boats in the North Atlantic, the supply of fish almost trickled to a halt so they put up a sign:`Thanks to Hitler, the fish will be littler`
After two weeks the shop got its supply of spuds reduced because of rationing so they put up an sign:
`Thanks to Himmler, the chips will be similar`
On the third week, the shop got hit by a bomb and was totally destroyed. A sign on the pile of rubble read:
`Thanks to Goering, we're going back whoring`
Good job Jeremy Hunt wasn't around in the war
06-04-2019, 06:28 PM
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Re: Oh my Cod
Originally Posted by Bread
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Good job Jeremy Hunt wasn't around in the war
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