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01-04-2019, 02:13 PM
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Brexit funnies?

I know it's not funny any more but there are some gooduns going around! If you have any I don't, pls post em here. I'm saving them all here but here are a few below for your amusement:

Theresa May in a few weeks .....



The new BREXIT 50o coin is launched



Emotions running high in Downing Street



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01-04-2019, 02:22 PM
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I saw the photo of Theresa May elsewhere only it had a caption at the bottom. It was rude but it made me laugh out loud. It said, F**k it! (hope that's OK), which is about what I'd have said months ago.
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01-04-2019, 06:49 PM
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Here's what the Queen thinks we should do with them all!

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01-04-2019, 07:15 PM
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I put that one on memes.
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01-04-2019, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Tiffany ->
I put that one on memes.
So you did!

It's a goodun!
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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
So you did!

It's a goodun!
You nicked it, but I don't mind, I nicked it in the first place.
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Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
Somewhat rude, but funny never the less.
True though.
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The European Union commissioners have announced that, following Brexit, agreement has been reached to keep English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).


In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”.

Sivil servants will sertainly resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard “c” will be replaced with “k”. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e”s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by z” and “w” by v.

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru!
 
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