Originally Posted by
Mr Ploppy
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Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.
For many years, he had a powerful, almost uncontrollable desire
to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he finally sought
professional help from the factory psychologist. After six
months of intense therapy, however, the frustrated therapist
gave up. He then advised Yossel to go ahead and do it,
otherwise he would probably never have any peace of mind.
The next day Yossel came home from work very early. His
wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had
happened.
For the first time, Yossel tearfully confessed to her his
tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He
went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did
it, and he was immediately fired.
Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly
yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal,
completely-intact penis.
She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the
pickle slicer?"
Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."