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06-05-2019, 11:23 AM
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I'm not sure this is entirely on topic, but

I once heard about a man in Spain making love to a watermelon.

Watermelons are known to be very friendly.
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06-05-2019, 11:43 AM
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Watermelons are known to be very friendly.
A bit too friendly by the sounds of it
Not that I heard anything
Yeah. Maybe should have left this one
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06-05-2019, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Bratti ->
A bit too friendly by the sounds of it
Not that I heard anything
Yeah. Maybe should have left this one
I think the Spanish are allowed to have a relationship with a melon but they can't elope.
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Guacmole best served in pitta bread or tortillas, can be messy in a sandwich.
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06-05-2019, 12:08 PM
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I was annoyed when I first read the title but thinking about it, I wouldn't mind a lesbian sandwich.
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Before I discovered Smirnoff I thought that a Lesbian was someone from a small Greek island!
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I think the Spanish are allowed to have a relationship with a melon but they can't elope.
Clever 😁😁😁
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
I think the Spanish are allowed to have a relationship with a melon but they can't elope.
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I wonder if they have made a 'H' sandwich, you know, H for Heterosexual. They could make it a Ham sandwich with Hettuce, Homato and Hucumber
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06-05-2019, 04:35 PM
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I was annoyed when I first read the title but thinking about it, I wouldn't mind a lesbian sandwich.
Oh well if no one else will i will ....

well, you would ! I wont be wishing you pleasant dreams !
 
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