03-02-2020, 07:41 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Primus1
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A 7 year-old and a 4 year-old are in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year-old, "I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you." "Okay," replies the 4 year-old. In the kitchen, when the mother asks the 7 year-old what he wants for breakfast, he answers, "I'll have Coco Pops, bitch." *WHACK* He goes flying out of his chair, crying his eyes out. The mother looks at the 4 year-old & sternly asks, "And what do you want?" "Dunno," he replies, "But it won't be f####g Coco Pops."
05-02-2020, 03:51 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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Found a wallet, and thought about handing it in and thought "Well, if I lost my wallet with two hundred and fifty pounds in it, how would I feel?" And I realised I would want to be taught a lesson.
How very public spirited of you.
05-02-2020, 07:09 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!05-02-2020, 07:11 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle." At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That'll be twenty dollars, lads." "Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says one of the men. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too," adds the other.| Thread Tools | |
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