An Australian Barbi
Guy just moved into the Australian outback and only been there a couple of days when his phone rings.
"hello" says the voice on the other end " I am your next door neighbour about 50 miles down the road and just wanted to welcome you to Australia"
That is very kind of you "the man says " We must get together sometime and meet"
"Well I am having an Aussie Barbie next saturday. I wonder if you would like to come?"
"Thats nice of you,I have nothing planned so would love to come. Do I have to dress up?"
"No come as you please, we don't dressup when having an Aussie barbi.
"would around 7pm be ok"
"yes anytime to suit you will be fine"
What actually is an Aussie barbi consist of?
"Well you eat as much as you can and same with the drinks. Also you can have as much sex as you want"
"hey"says the man " that really sounds right up my street, How many others will be there"
"oh"says the neighbour" Its only just you and me"