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First rule of The Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab or gossip about The Thesaurus Club! ��
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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
First rule of The Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab or gossip about The Thesaurus Club! ��
But what's wrong with argue, debate, contend, discuss and dissertate?
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But what's wrong with argue, debate, contend, discuss and dissertate?
Good point!
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What is the difference between a womans private parts and a golf ball?

It takes a guy at least 5 minutes to find a golf ball
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What is the difference between a womans private parts and a golf ball?

It takes a guy at least 5 minutes to find a golf ball


Reminds me of my mate, years ago. He couldn't get a key into the keyhole.
His dad advised him, "Put some hair round it. You'll find it."
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I saw a microbiologist today.
He was much bigger than I expected!
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I hate it when I’m sat in traffic.......I always get run over..
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If a woman says she'll be ready in fifteen minutes, she will be.


There's no need to remind her every half hour.
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If a woman says she'll be ready in fifteen minutes, she will be.

There's no need to remind her every half hour.


Told that to Marge. She didn't laugh.
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If a Medium can communicate with the dead .....
just imagine what a Large could do!
 
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