22-01-2020, 08:43 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Ah, there you are Judsy.You must understand, that your rudery to us ladies does very little to help us forgive your many misdemeanours here in our abode.
It is only because of our forgiving nature and goodness of heart, that we let you in at all, so you would do well do keep that in mind.
Now off you go with Dongle, as he is going to M & S to buy himself some new knickers in the sales.
By the state of yours we found behind out settee, you could do with some too.
22-01-2020, 08:44 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Dongle, when us genteel ladies meet up, it will be for our next committee meeting to discuss new methods of clearing you male specimens out once and for all! Now off you go and get your new knickers before the sale ends.
22-01-2020, 08:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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We all know how the last one worked out..... It didn't did it. We are still here and in charge no less.
That's the best joke I have heard in years!
22-01-2020, 09:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I have bought myself some lovely silky pants and have thrown out some of my holey ones.
So they were yours hanging on my bird feeder this morning were they? Still, those great big things flapping about kept the squirrels away at least.
22-01-2020, 10:00 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Ah, there you are Judsy.You must understand, that your rudery to us ladies does very little to help us forgive your many misdemeanours here in our abode.
It is only because of our forgiving nature and goodness of heart, that we let you in at all, so you would do well do keep that in mind.
Now off you go with Dongle, as he is going to M & S to buy himself some new knickers in the sales.
By the state of yours we found behind out settee, you could do with some too.
22-01-2020, 10:10 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Doubtful. I go commando.
Oh goodness, cover your eyes ladies, this is just toooooo much.
I hope that fig leaf is well stuck on Judsy, I can't cope with any more today.
22-01-2020, 10:46 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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We're meant to be keeping them out, not enticing them. You know how excited they get, you'll give 'em the vapours.
Too late!
I shall have to put a notice on the door to warn the other ladies immediately.
This is all too much.
22-01-2020, 11:46 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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We're meant to be keeping them out, not enticing them. You know how excited they get, you'll give 'em the vapours.
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