Re: Limericks. (New).

"Did I hear voices?" said the boy from the choir
As he warmed himself next to the fire
It was just the church mouse
He lives under this house

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Did I hear voices?" said the boy from the choir
As he warmed himself next to the fire
It was just the church mouse
He lives under the house
And he's just about to retire


Late in the evening the doorbell rang

Re: Limericks. (New).

Late in the evening the doorbell rang
And outside was parked a flashy Mustang

Re: Limericks. (New).

Late in the evening the doorbell rang
And outside was parked a flashy Mustang
A leggy blonde was at the door

Re: Limericks. (New).

Late in the evening the doorbell rang
And outside was parked a flashy Mustang
A leggy blonde was at the door
Don't like to say it - but she looked a whore

Re: Limericks. (New).

Late in the evening the doorbell rang
And outside was parked a flashy Mustang
A leggy blonde was at the door
Don't like to say it - but she looked a whore
But she was a singing telegram

She'd been sent to the wrong house

Re: Limericks. (New).

She'd been sent to the wrong house
So upset now, she started to grouse

Re: Limericks. (New).

She'd been sent to the wrong house
So upset now, she started to grouse
"I'd best phone my boss"

Re: Limericks. (New).

She'd been sent to the wrong house
So upset now, she started to grouse
"I'd best phone my boss"
"Me too" said Rev Moss

Re: Limericks. (New).

She'd been sent to the wrong house
So upset now, she started to grouse
"I'd best phone my boss"
"Me too" said Rev Moss
Who spoke in a really broad scouse.



"I'll pray for your soul" said the Rev to the girl