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17-06-2020, 12:49 AM
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Mups you referring to this post.
His missus had made a wild swing
And tore off her wedding ring
"You randy git I have warned you before"

Mups when I came on that morning and logged into the Limericks thread this limerick came up. So I answered it. A computer glitch perhaps. Sorry for not explaining that at the time or deleting the incorrect thread. We blokes like you sheilas are only human.
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17-06-2020, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Swannie148 ->
Mups you referring to this post.
His missus had made a wild swing
And tore off her wedding ring
"You randy git I have warned you before"

Mups when I came on that morning and logged into the Limericks thread this limerick came up. So I answered it. A computer glitch perhaps. Sorry for not explaining that at the time or deleting the incorrect thread. We blokes like you sheilas are only human.
I think your reply was too long, here is the rule to limericks....

A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines should only have five to seven syllables; they too must rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.

You will be welcomed on the Limerick thread if you use the right number of syllables.... but I am sure Mups will forgive you this time...... unless you break any more rules!
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17-06-2020, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
I think your reply was too long, here is the rule to limericks....

A limerick is a humorous poem consisting of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines must have seven to ten syllables while rhyming and having the same verbal rhythm. The third and fourth lines should only have five to seven syllables; they too must rhyme with each other and have the same rhythm.

You will be welcomed on the Limerick thread if you use the right number of syllables.... but I am sure Mups will forgive you this time...... unless you break any more rules!
First time I have played limericks with such rules and regulations on correct syllable structure.
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17-06-2020, 08:54 AM
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First time I have played limericks with such rules and regulations on correct syllable structure.
My post just gave the definition of what a limerick is, so it isn't rules & regulations it just helps the poem flow of the tongue easily. I wasn't criticizing, I was just trying to explain... sorry if it looked like criticism!
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17-06-2020, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
My post just gave the definition of what a limerick is, so it isn't rules & regulations it just helps the poem flow of the tongue easily. I wasn't criticizing, I was just trying to explain... sorry if it looked like criticism!
Ooh, apologies from Twinkles eh? I think your method is working Mr Swan.
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17-06-2020, 10:46 AM
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Ooh, apologies from Twinkles eh? I think your method is working Mr Swan.
And here is something for you Longdogs......
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17-06-2020, 10:51 AM
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And here is something for you Longdogs......
That's more like it.
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17-06-2020, 02:57 PM
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Why are these wimmin so violent? You never see me acting that way.

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17-06-2020, 04:35 PM
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Why are these wimmin so violent? You never see me acting that way.

They are bad to the bone, b b b b bad to the bone.
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Why are these wimmin so violent? You never see me acting that way.

Don't worry Judd here is something for you too!
 

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