03-03-2021, 03:49 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Good afternoon all - (I feel generous today).
I have sat sitting there for the last two days, feeling poorly, waiting for those lazy ne'er-do-good male specimens to bring me cups of tea and feed me grapes, perhaps read something soothing to me, and look after my doggies, and what do I get?
Bugger all! Silly me. I should have known better.
You wait, you lot, because I've had plenty of time to hatch my devious plot now.
03-03-2021, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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Good afternoon all - (I feel generous today). I have sat sitting there for the last two days, feeling poorly, waiting for those lazy ne'er-do-good male specimens to bring me cups of tea and feed me grapes, perhaps read something soothing to me, and look after my doggies, and what do I get?
Bugger all! Silly me. I should have known better.
You wait, you lot, because I've had plenty of time to hatch my devious plot now.
As for grapes.
It's not Christmas yet you know!
03-03-2021, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I have brought you some tea Mups, well a tea bag actually. Here's a kettle (I put some water in, I'm generous like that) and a spoon with a drop of milk in it. I have thrown, I mean put, them outside the door for you when you leave. Enjoy!.As for grapes.
It's not Christmas yet you know!
See what I mean, ladies? Typical. No guilt whatsoever.
You realise Dongle, this has all been recorded in my little black book, don't you - which, incidentally has become rather a BIG black book now, with all your gross misdemeanours of late.
I am going to make myself a nice cup of tea now, and contemplate on all your wrong-doings. Hmph!
03-03-2021, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I have brought you some tea Mups, well a tea bag actually. Here's a kettle (I put some water in, I'm generous like that) and a spoon with a drop of milk in it. I have thrown, I mean put, them outside the door for you when you leave. Enjoy!.As for grapes.
It's not Christmas yet you know!
03-03-2021, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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I do hope that you've already used that teabag once and dried it out to be used again? Waste not, want not, and all that.
Can't rehydrate that!
03-03-2021, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles
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Don't EVER make me tea....that's the most horrible thing I have read all day! Coffee would be nice though...milk and one, ta Can't rehydrate that!
Feeling oh so healthy *ahem*
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