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i've been unroyaled and unpruned, time for a change and peaches with me porridge, good morning its Friday again and a few plan B's to do
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02-07-2021, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by macywack ->
i've been unroyaled and unpruned, time for a change and peaches with me porridge, good morning its Friday again and a few plan B's to do
Good morning Mr Macy...peaches for summer, sounds perfect
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02-07-2021, 08:15 AM
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Note to self: buy Semtex and detonators.
Don't worry, they are not capable of changing a light bulb let alone setting secret codes.
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02-07-2021, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Don't worry, they are not capable of changing a light bulb let alone setting secret codes.



Oi, who asked your opinion!
We are expert at setting secret codes if it comes to keeping your thieving mitts off our holiday fund.


Anyway, I'll have you know us ladies are highly respected masterminds of all things male.
It came to pass from many years of living with that strange species, and this knowledge has been passed down for generations.
It is impossible for men to outwit, out think, or outdo ladies, and it will always be the same. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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02-07-2021, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by mups ->
oi, who asked your opinion!
We are expert at setting secret codes if it comes to keeping your thieving mitts off our holiday fund. :-d


anyway, i'll have you know us ladies are highly respected masterminds of all things male.
It came to pass from many years of living with that strange species, and this knowledge has been passed down for generations.
it is impossible for men to outwit, out think, or outdo ladies, and it will always be the same. so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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02-07-2021, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->

Who asked you? Haven't you got some wee housework to do or something?
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02-07-2021, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Oi, who asked your opinion!
We are expert at setting secret codes if it comes to keeping your thieving mitts off our holiday fund.


Anyway, I'll have you know us ladies are highly respected masterminds of all things male.
It came to pass from many years of living with that strange species, and this knowledge has been passed down for generations.
It is impossible for men to outwit, out think, or outdo ladies, and it will always be the same. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
One word.... MAPS.
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02-07-2021, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Who asked you? Haven't you got some wee housework to do or something?
"wee housework"

I can get this place spotless in 47 mins. Great when there is nobody around to put things where they shouldn't be!
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02-07-2021, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
One word.... MAPS.
I love maps...what's your point? Y'think we can't decipher a map, eh? Well I made one - there's a straight line from here to the door, go follow it!
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02-07-2021, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Don't worry, they are not capable of changing a light bulb let alone setting secret codes.
I know, I was just trying to create some false confidence for them. A tin-opener would be better, and it wouldn't destroy the can's contents either, leaving more money for this weekend's boozing session.
 

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