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A Teapot of Memories

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pauline3

Chatterbox

Hampshire UK

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23-06-2021, 07:37 PM

Re: A Teapot of Memories

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->

Very funny yet worrying at the same time.

Yes, she is quite a liability, she has fallen on a number of occasions, emergency ambulance has been called to her residence on a few occasions.

Harbal

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South Yorkshire

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23-06-2021, 07:37 PM

Re: A Teapot of Memories

Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles ->

I want to know why the woman kept smacking Pauline's backside, but I daren't ask....

Because her head was under the bed.

Teacup

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23-06-2021, 08:04 PM

Re: A Teapot of Memories

Originally Posted by Harbal ->

We couldn't have both "accidentally" tipped over our tea; that would have stretched the credulity of even my mother too far.

I just tell mine, but she's doesn't do anything like that, except for accidental voice recordings/WhatsApp group calls...and we laugh. Best way.
You are lucky to be able to see her.

OldGreyFox

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South Yorkshire

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23-06-2021, 08:19 PM

Re: A Teapot of Memories

Originally Posted by Teacup ->

I just tell mine, but she's doesn't do anything like that, except for accidental voice recordings/WhatsApp group calls...and we laugh. Best way.
You are lucky to be able to see her.

I didn't know Harbal was a medium Teacup....By the way Teacup, do you have eyes like saucers? Hence the name....

Artangel

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23-06-2021, 08:31 PM

Re: A Teapot of Memories

I remember hearing about an old lady in a nursing home and she’d lost her denture.
The carers searched everywhere and were about to give up. They lifted her up and found her denture, it was lodged between her buttocks!
Honestly, this is true.

My mother had false teeth and once left them on the mantle piece.
When l lived at home, I invited some people back for coffee one night and couldn’t believe one of them picked them up and was doing a Spanish dance.... using my mother’s teeth as castanets!!

Harbal

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South Yorkshire

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23-06-2021, 08:39 PM

Re: A Teapot of Memories

Originally Posted by Artangel ->

They lifted her up and found her denture, it was lodged between her buttocks!

Bitten on the arse by your own teeth.

No doubt she just put them straight back in.

Longdogs

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SW England

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23-06-2021, 10:07 PM

Re: A Teapot of Memories

Originally Posted by Artangel ->

I remember hearing about an old lady in a nursing home and she’d lost her denture.
The carers searched everywhere and were about to give up. They lifted her up and found her denture, it was lodged between her buttocks!
Honestly, this is true.

My mother had false teeth and once left them on the mantle piece.
When l lived at home, I invited some people back for coffee one night and couldn’t believe one of them picked them up and was doing a Spanish dance.... using my mother’s teeth as castanets!!

It's true, stuff like that always comes back to bite you on the ass.

Longdogs

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SW England

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23-06-2021, 10:10 PM

Re: A Teapot of Memories

My Dad worked in a care home for a while as a caretaker. One of the elderly male residents had a habit of pooing in a cup before emptying it down the toilet (I kid you not). My dad often changed light bulbs for him but never accepted his offers of tea or coffee.

eccles

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South West

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24-06-2021, 06:33 AM

Re: A Teapot of Memories

Originally Posted by Harbal ->

Actually, do get over there right now. It's a hell of a lot better than this thread.

Er thanks .... I think!

Teacup

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24-06-2021, 08:20 AM

Re: A Teapot of Memories

Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->

I didn't know Harbal was a medium Teacup....By the way Teacup, do you have eyes like saucers? Hence the name....

I don't understand your comment? Was just contributing.

Anything else is just too personal, and slightly rude imo.

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